[转帖]我结婚了
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a <br>year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, <br>
my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! <br>
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There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and <br>
that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was <br>
twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would <br>
regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view <br>
of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she <br>
was near anyone else. <br>
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One day little sister called and asked me to come over to <br>
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She <br>
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and <br>
desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to vercome. <br>
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got <br>
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t <br>
say a word. <br>
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She said, "I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go <br>
ahead just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in <br>
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she <br>
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood <br>
there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I <br>
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards <br>
my car. <br>
<br>
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he <br>
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our <br>
little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. <br>
Welcome to the family." <br>
<br>
The moral of this story is: <br>
always keep your condoms in your car. <br>
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我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了，毫无疑问，我很Happy。 <br>
现在为一困挠我的是，我未来的小姨子，一个20岁的PPMM。她喜欢穿紧身的低胸 <br>
T_Shirt以及迷你短裙。她经常在我的跟前有意无意的弯下腰，更要命的是在别的男人 <br>
面前她从不 <br>
这么做。要说她没有诱惑到我，向毛主席保证，那是我在撒谎。 <br>
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直到哪一天，我未来的小姨子Call我，让我去看看请柬的准备情况。当我到时，她家 <br>
只 <br>
有她一个人，迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神：我爱的人结婚了，新娘不是我，我现在 <br>
唯一 <br>
想做的即使在你结婚之前，把我献给你。她在楼梯上对我说：我在卧室里等你，如果 <br>
你决 <br>
定了，就上楼来找我。当她走到楼梯的尽头，和她睡衣一起滑落洒向我的是她眼中的 <br>
期 <br>
待。 <br>
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我呆立了一分钟，然后做了我当时唯一能做的事：拉开大门，走向我的汽车。 <br>
门外，我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流，给了我一个恶狠狠的hug：good boy，我们家的测 <br>
试 <br>
你已经pass了，welcome你加入到我们的大家庭中。 看过了~ 这也行啊,太强了,这个测试啊,不过有的时候他会生气的啊
而且太过分了有点 看过了,而且不是很精彩的帖子..... 是看过了,不过结果他上车好象是要拿东西的~~ 呵呵……对啊，所以少了一段话！！
当岳父对我说PASS的时候我激动得掉下了眼泪
然后对上帝说了一句话，还是把安全套放在车上好啊！！！ ........!!!!!
艾..............
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