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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a <br>" I: m' ^/ e, F9 V% `
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, <br>
0 i8 v0 t+ ^5 S: z& ymy friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! <br>4 `3 {4 @3 X, T! a- X( v
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8 T w' L4 `( ?2 a2 H1 MThere was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and <br>& R) k; s8 G" `
that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was <br>3 P% O; m) {+ V0 H" C& ~+ [
twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would <br>% F6 u- ~& }/ t( b. P# |# H @6 ?3 q2 o
regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view <br>
. u+ E" {0 I. ~2 gof her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she <br>1 E7 b$ o- {' H
was near anyone else. <br>
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One day little sister called and asked me to come over to <br>
v S6 }" Z9 ~/ T9 G+ ^check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She <br>; v. t3 m D$ O/ C. F7 |
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and <br>$ \+ Z7 ~; |5 f9 y
desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to vercome. <br>
, s: K; G, R# i9 u, B; K* m; BShe told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got <br>* ]2 P: L% \ n8 _# r
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t <br>" v) C% g, `( M8 {# p( R+ ?" t
say a word. <br>/ a8 a+ }8 \7 C1 S/ I
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She said, "I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go <br>. g- q, t4 n6 T: r
ahead just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in <br># ]% l$ ]& n1 ^* j7 e0 o
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she <br>; L; U, C7 T/ D0 ]5 T! A2 P v
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood <br># Y% w* ?6 C7 F6 A" L6 s/ l
there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I <br>' o6 N4 c5 Z d4 ?8 B
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards <br>
: }2 G8 o0 W% s3 q! Lmy car. <br>
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N0 \- A: `9 K9 AMy future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he <br>' j& v3 E# c( [' y1 E- S; F& M* ~
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our <br>6 m- h# N1 k: q0 m! v# T" A0 x
little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. <br>
* f( `' x3 v$ {2 j: bWelcome to the family." <br>+ ]' c% L# r+ j: i
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The moral of this story is: <br>) X; `( z: z# s8 _6 P
always keep your condoms in your car. <br>
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& w2 z: Y6 ]( F% E- P, ?$ m) F& \我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了，毫无疑问，我很Happy。 <br>' o' G% O- x, d9 Y
现在为一困挠我的是，我未来的小姨子，一个20岁的PPMM。她喜欢穿紧身的低胸 <br>
- E4 ]! m- w* v) Z. W ET_Shirt以及迷你短裙。她经常在我的跟前有意无意的弯下腰，更要命的是在别的男人 <br>
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这么做。要说她没有诱惑到我，向毛主席保证，那是我在撒谎。 <br>+ c" g3 N4 d2 w( [0 x- o
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9 T2 N4 U% n1 T直到哪一天，我未来的小姨子Call我，让我去看看请柬的准备情况。当我到时，她家 <br>) U8 @/ G# `4 p3 h; b% P4 V3 q
只 <br>
+ V' m8 }+ q& t2 s& ` P. L2 d9 U/ B有她一个人，迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神：我爱的人结婚了，新娘不是我，我现在 <br>6 S7 l5 `! M2 a! ^( E( A, ^4 o
唯一 <br>/ N$ c% U9 b3 `
想做的即使在你结婚之前，把我献给你。她在楼梯上对我说：我在卧室里等你，如果 <br>7 X5 _9 [2 Y* p& Z) E* q: |
你决 <br>
$ n( I# z8 v( I8 h" L定了，就上楼来找我。当她走到楼梯的尽头，和她睡衣一起滑落洒向我的是她眼中的 <br>
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待。 <br>6 Y- T% N$ L3 x& _9 q
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我呆立了一分钟，然后做了我当时唯一能做的事：拉开大门，走向我的汽车。 <br>' ^# P# N$ [; Q: J' I9 w8 O
门外，我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流，给了我一个恶狠狠的hug：good boy，我们家的测 <br>
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