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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a <br># \! O: o3 b: f
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, <br>$ t" v B* k9 u5 j+ {% Z
my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! <br>
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There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and <br>
0 O3 {* o3 r, b4 t0 X' Othat one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was <br>: n' v3 A2 d: {+ P9 r5 {7 |
twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would <br>
' w5 x& f$ T# O: n' I1 o% Vregularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view <br>+ J/ U) l6 N) C6 i& T, G5 @
of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she <br>
' }7 o/ f7 k4 t0 m! i1 p6 d: Dwas near anyone else. <br>
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, k% r6 I7 d% C5 mOne day little sister called and asked me to come over to <br>; `% ?( I; @: J9 [
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She <br>3 `1 I1 M0 [. X2 G$ z
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and <br>
& @' {7 R B$ h( Pdesires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to vercome. <br>
1 P! T: s4 [6 x$ s4 ~) m" l0 Y- SShe told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got <br>
" Y* _5 A& \. G7 Z7 N8 umarried and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t <br>
' A' k/ c/ R' q! x9 ssay a word. <br>
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She said, "I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go <br>- ~* p# e; w9 |7 G" Z
ahead just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in <br> l, R8 P7 z" Q) h6 D7 V( k
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she <br>" p: O- v/ c3 p9 d' A# Y7 j
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood <br>
' U. \9 U/ f5 v0 \, Z" t lthere for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I <br>
( W/ m# H l3 b1 b- A, t# Xopened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards <br>$ W& F' c3 p* T* ~8 p
my car. <br>
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My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he <br>
3 H# W8 c6 A& d, b+ x1 ehugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our <br> z& A7 ~4 {8 B
little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. <br>: i- N4 h- T; Z3 M1 x& O6 ?& ?
Welcome to the family." <br>- U9 S8 m/ w! X, b6 r& x, S5 j
<br>
$ _+ R$ W" o5 `$ a7 ~The moral of this story is: <br>
3 q6 z. I$ ^" D5 p' halways keep your condoms in your car. <br>
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1 K0 E$ Z5 }# X. Z% n我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了，毫无疑问，我很Happy。 <br>& W1 c, {3 v q
现在为一困挠我的是，我未来的小姨子，一个20岁的PPMM。她喜欢穿紧身的低胸 <br>
% H. P0 s& E# c. ET_Shirt以及迷你短裙。她经常在我的跟前有意无意的弯下腰，更要命的是在别的男人 <br>, o5 y! H3 y( Y0 t9 V+ ~- x
面前她从不 <br>: f5 |* h' P; H, |. t- n9 _- m5 ]
这么做。要说她没有诱惑到我，向毛主席保证，那是我在撒谎。 <br>5 z; Z6 b8 }. E( S. Y
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7 T" G7 ]1 v" ^9 `$ a直到哪一天，我未来的小姨子Call我，让我去看看请柬的准备情况。当我到时，她家 <br>
- x' I) J5 N$ `/ R& s只 <br>
3 d, I+ U' f. U8 }有她一个人，迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神：我爱的人结婚了，新娘不是我，我现在 <br>
. R g0 R, v6 x6 _ q唯一 <br>
\! B0 L5 J' a! S想做的即使在你结婚之前，把我献给你。她在楼梯上对我说：我在卧室里等你，如果 <br>
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! O* o' R! q( X: ?) [' D$ O定了，就上楼来找我。当她走到楼梯的尽头，和她睡衣一起滑落洒向我的是她眼中的 <br>5 T# N+ O; q1 a# a1 b/ K
期 <br>' Z/ u, k+ q! f; C7 c! v5 v0 j1 |) ]7 K
待。 <br>
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我呆立了一分钟，然后做了我当时唯一能做的事：拉开大门，走向我的汽车。 <br>
/ k8 I- n2 _" B% o o, c门外，我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流，给了我一个恶狠狠的hug：good boy，我们家的测 <br>& g, R" C3 x4 t! U: Y9 B/ {1 z0 o7 E
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