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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a <br>0 ?+ @( I" R) l. B; h. M: K
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, <br>
! r* Y( a8 F' I* Fmy friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! <br>3 H# d# M9 W# G7 n0 M
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! s1 B9 |1 ^$ `( F+ ZThere was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and <br>2 l2 E% R3 u. ~8 [) J) ]6 M
that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was <br>! |6 l3 n+ k3 |1 `' H b
twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would <br>9 C9 m' ^: L( ~* _2 A
regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view <br>
4 \- q; h$ H/ B: vof her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she <br>
% \6 r2 S3 ~% `+ c4 [5 l& _1 hwas near anyone else. <br>
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One day little sister called and asked me to come over to <br> S8 K. A' w* F4 y0 w( v v" K
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She <br>- ^' u! ^- F: {. }; p3 v8 h1 i/ E
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and <br>
! z3 l" W/ X* n4 h. d, zdesires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to vercome. <br>% P) b! L, J& z5 @* Y5 Y" r6 s* W
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got <br>
9 h0 Q( q: B3 C9 j: O4 Q8 Qmarried and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t <br>) H9 P( x1 o" \: x# O. S
say a word. <br>
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9 T6 ~4 k, r c' `5 uShe said, "I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go <br>4 C0 e- S! ]# [& e" J+ x
ahead just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in <br>5 n; [) a: z" g N7 z- ]! {
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she <br>. x, ~/ F8 L5 Y2 d0 n
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood <br>( V9 A8 h1 c* Y" ]2 ]+ k
there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I <br>! u7 b/ k6 I& p# Z, `
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards <br>
7 M! Q5 @+ \! K8 b1 Kmy car. <br># P3 J: w: }( C. b& X5 O
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My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he <br>
3 c* z `8 e2 m- Q" {8 ghugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our <br>; u% Y- V( o6 {* T
little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. <br>1 J. K" Y! O9 E E
Welcome to the family." <br>5 D! M4 j r) c2 t. z
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) F! S' i7 \& i4 ^The moral of this story is: <br>& [, e- ^- |: ~( j
always keep your condoms in your car. <br>* O) e) H B# ?! a" m
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9 k5 g- }1 \' ^4 b( m0 G2 u我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了，毫无疑问，我很Happy。 <br>
, _" v( ?/ m3 z1 |# R! `1 z现在为一困挠我的是，我未来的小姨子，一个20岁的PPMM。她喜欢穿紧身的低胸 <br>0 h4 M; y* B! ~4 X$ U
T_Shirt以及迷你短裙。她经常在我的跟前有意无意的弯下腰，更要命的是在别的男人 <br># N9 h6 E/ o6 C( ^2 w+ W) U
面前她从不 <br>
2 ?" x3 U- q# }: ^1 ?: R: L$ L这么做。要说她没有诱惑到我，向毛主席保证，那是我在撒谎。 <br>
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直到哪一天，我未来的小姨子Call我，让我去看看请柬的准备情况。当我到时，她家 <br>
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有她一个人，迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神：我爱的人结婚了，新娘不是我，我现在 <br>7 H' F4 P. n, P$ J6 K
唯一 <br>
1 t$ R; U2 f5 N* ^5 E想做的即使在你结婚之前，把我献给你。她在楼梯上对我说：我在卧室里等你，如果 <br>3 ]) _+ l0 ~( j. A! w/ f
你决 <br>
) m' K3 s: e1 V9 h定了，就上楼来找我。当她走到楼梯的尽头，和她睡衣一起滑落洒向我的是她眼中的 <br>
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待。 <br>
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我呆立了一分钟，然后做了我当时唯一能做的事：拉开大门，走向我的汽车。 <br>
) h6 s% @, {. E4 k( w门外，我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流，给了我一个恶狠狠的hug：good boy，我们家的测 <br>
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