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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a <br>9 J1 U- }6 X N' s; ^$ X0 |
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, <br>
2 n0 \. }3 M8 x& }% M5 \6 Cmy friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! <br>/ N9 j4 J) p' F8 c6 k
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2 F" R" O! K5 m* A& ZThere was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and <br>
( e) @+ Q2 _# T1 G5 Vthat one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was <br>
9 C) B& I5 \" Vtwenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would <br>
- J* Q ?7 j1 iregularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view <br>
: y0 ?3 N) d$ o( P m# O9 v4 Lof her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she <br>
; P# y1 Z# v& `5 s8 ?9 Vwas near anyone else. <br>0 J7 Q* a2 Y+ }$ F1 k6 E
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, q+ ^ R% F$ M7 o- HOne day little sister called and asked me to come over to <br>
4 l/ V3 H% d0 A+ Q5 zcheck the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She <br>
) A! y5 Z: T* Z- G) q) vwhispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and <br>6 @# C5 P" O/ h$ Y3 P
desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to vercome. <br>
, A9 _9 `1 K1 R$ c+ MShe told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got <br>! F+ X, a: s, |1 G8 b1 l) T5 r# e
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t <br>
1 I6 J3 b9 `/ m8 y2 \( f0 f+ osay a word. <br>7 c4 p& E# I0 L
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' B6 ?! k V* e# J. M p- z5 ~She said, "I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go <br>
% j6 e+ `8 M( Dahead just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in <br>: R6 Z7 A8 @$ b# ]- X& K7 c# o
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she <br>
. M& S7 A4 A! O: I# V; P3 Rpulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood <br>
% b: I7 @% M7 m- bthere for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I <br>/ J* e- x, M Y! e6 k
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards <br>
2 Y5 [/ w3 x lmy car. <br>
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! T' c5 N' { D: i. I" `My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he <br>
8 F+ h h, [& dhugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our <br>
0 J6 b% e# b8 e: ^little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. <br>
) P! ?- G9 W$ S( O( l8 b7 l e6 eWelcome to the family." <br>
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3 M4 F' z# z0 R. R/ m: TThe moral of this story is: <br>- n9 R) c! d! v$ q1 e( g
always keep your condoms in your car. <br>- _; f$ w4 c% S- `$ }$ M9 }
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我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了，毫无疑问，我很Happy。 <br>% P2 p/ o+ }; H( p/ m2 _4 n1 v
现在为一困挠我的是，我未来的小姨子，一个20岁的PPMM。她喜欢穿紧身的低胸 <br>
+ x1 k4 w1 q8 ?/ NT_Shirt以及迷你短裙。她经常在我的跟前有意无意的弯下腰，更要命的是在别的男人 <br>0 z" h: c: U& q
面前她从不 <br>$ z; d8 u4 u. x6 Q# A5 o6 c8 }
这么做。要说她没有诱惑到我，向毛主席保证，那是我在撒谎。 <br>
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) V/ N4 o# I! R! A+ }6 U6 }1 v3 f6 r直到哪一天，我未来的小姨子Call我，让我去看看请柬的准备情况。当我到时，她家 <br>
" t( }/ U) G0 z/ N& r, c只 <br>+ l1 e9 z+ W2 t4 ]
有她一个人，迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神：我爱的人结婚了，新娘不是我，我现在 <br>% t& X% \" L( |. w0 l, L% D
唯一 <br>/ j! q8 I+ I% u/ @. f; O: `: C
想做的即使在你结婚之前，把我献给你。她在楼梯上对我说：我在卧室里等你，如果 <br>
0 U7 e! d# Y& ]( A4 O7 P你决 <br>6 }$ a2 ~& E1 ?' ?
定了，就上楼来找我。当她走到楼梯的尽头，和她睡衣一起滑落洒向我的是她眼中的 <br>
% d: K, N5 H$ x: Z期 <br>
7 a5 E3 t' Q9 E# L7 h( G& D# u待。 <br>& _+ Q& o8 a9 D: C$ C. ?* m2 U
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! Q: Q1 ^% k" ^- y& ^5 `" h2 s我呆立了一分钟，然后做了我当时唯一能做的事：拉开大门，走向我的汽车。 <br>
8 L8 c" t ]' o% j- [# U% I. O# W门外，我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流，给了我一个恶狠狠的hug：good boy，我们家的测 <br>/ i Q# e) e( t9 H! ?& T: ?
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