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[转帖]我结婚了

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发表于 2005-4-18 14:08:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a <br>
" K) i; k. N) a  Myear, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, <br>
. j- g1 I! b) t; f1 h- m  U. smy friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! <br>7 N( C. L+ i  {' @) L
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3 C+ P: W9 _" b7 T0 q( dThere was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and <br>
, s5 X+ H  ~" T- Sthat one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was <br>
* c5 o  `5 g/ Q5 R8 Ztwenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would <br>
) P$ i- @( f) {$ X" ]/ o: kregularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view <br>* k, b, r6 ?% e' ?$ u0 Q
of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she <br># Z7 H, }' T' A
was near anyone else. <br>
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* u  e- c4 ~+ f$ }, rOne day little sister called and asked me to come over to <br>4 ?" j% x8 J( D; y
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She <br>6 \3 S' K  ]. v  I* \  a
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and <br>; q9 H4 f" R' y8 C7 D' l
desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to vercome. <br>
% q, y- s, v- N; j: AShe told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got <br>' z; i$ w6 A8 ^/ \$ J6 V' i$ I& `
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t <br>$ L9 Z4 {" }+ K/ m7 U6 B% Y2 Z
say a word. <br>
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8 \6 }2 v' ]; T8 UShe said, &quot;I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go <br>
  U% N3 ^/ t% wahead just come up and get me.&quot; I was stunned. I was frozen in <br>
$ z5 Q  K2 N! [  n- Wshock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she <br>; x* f3 E: {* n
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood <br>; ]0 r9 N& i% q0 d7 D2 S+ C' W
there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I <br>7 z6 K- ?+ N3 \% c
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards <br>3 M, A$ Y; k1 S# C# [2 B
my car. <br>
5 M+ Z1 M7 z. b% Q<br>
: l' t6 e" e- V, V. }4 V( OMy future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he <br>3 Z# y0 o, U0 \; A4 }0 \0 T
hugged me and said, &quot;We are very happy that you have passed our <br>
3 _9 a( @5 I8 |- T8 qlittle test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. <br>; u: B  D9 D7 Q/ t  L
Welcome to the family.&quot; <br>
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The moral of this story is: <br>
6 ^  G1 o# d+ n: g' c+ H  yalways keep your condoms in your car. <br>. e  ~& [, v+ I3 B% [
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我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了,毫无疑问,我很Happy。 <br>
" K/ R+ j& G1 r  S现在为一困挠我的是,我未来的小姨子,一个20岁的PPMM。她喜欢穿紧身的低胸 <br>
3 Z/ u% X/ y! I4 z" |5 \6 JT_Shirt以及迷你短裙。她经常在我的跟前有意无意的弯下腰,更要命的是在别的男人 <br>
9 k/ V5 ~) x3 H  X0 a+ \( Y面前她从不 <br>
' h. P% Z( j! [; X! B这么做。要说她没有诱惑到我,向毛主席保证,那是我在撒谎。 <br>
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% e7 |/ j& P) }3 N) L$ r) q3 n, E直到哪一天,我未来的小姨子Call我,让我去看看请柬的准备情况。当我到时,她家 <br>: b9 _, r4 D$ y! W1 k5 j8 R1 Z
只 <br># e/ i1 R8 w" z: w) G9 T' k) b
有她一个人,迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神:我爱的人结婚了,新娘不是我,我现在 <br>
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想做的即使在你结婚之前,把我献给你。她在楼梯上对我说:我在卧室里等你,如果 <br>6 n2 w- h- [: c6 ^) j% A7 p
你决 <br>; w( s2 d# d& p9 B
定了,就上楼来找我。当她走到楼梯的尽头,和她睡衣一起滑落洒向我的是她眼中的 <br>- w# ~% [3 a/ g* p
期 <br>- e  v* r( c7 T6 a2 y' l
待。 <br>
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<br>
7 R3 a2 |0 V3 Y) a" Y我呆立了一分钟,然后做了我当时唯一能做的事:拉开大门,走向我的汽车。 <br>, {* v/ l' g9 K0 A8 V" b  m# o
门外,我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流,给了我一个恶狠狠的hug:good boy,我们家的测 <br>/ M8 E, [. @, d7 E* ?0 g  K  o
试 <br>2 ^/ V; }* ]  \3 o0 \/ R
你已经pass了,welcome你加入到我们的大家庭中。
发表于 2005-4-18 16:05:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-4-18 16:36:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-4-19 07:47:00 | 显示全部楼层
看过了~
发表于 2005-9-16 13:04:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2006-4-24 22:54:36 | 显示全部楼层
这也行啊,太强了,这个测试啊,不过有的时候他会生气的啊
5 j- Q- {! [. }而且太过分了有点
发表于 2006-4-25 08:57:49 | 显示全部楼层
看过了,而且不是很精彩的帖子.....
发表于 2006-4-25 10:15:42 | 显示全部楼层
是看过了,不过结果他上车好象是要拿东西的~~
发表于 2006-4-25 13:14:50 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵……对啊,所以少了一段话!!7 e0 w7 E6 @1 I' {
当岳父对我说PASS的时候我激动得掉下了眼泪
/ B9 d5 c, [& ?# O/ S! M! \5 M然后对上帝说了一句话,还是把安全套放在车上好啊!!!
发表于 2006-4-25 16:02:51 | 显示全部楼层
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艾..............
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