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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a <br>& d; A; n9 m. r3 E$ x9 y
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, <br>
% z: e8 j! W8 @my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! <br>+ y$ K# v) d5 [/ M3 r' i
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There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and <br>6 a& y7 m- x8 t
that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was <br>
# z( P) A* V& Y, W+ O& s$ {twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would <br>
* M1 [& E0 T. G; N0 Lregularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view <br>
+ e5 d9 J: W; }6 C6 O Sof her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she <br>9 n- E) f, w* H$ W# L; ?5 _- W! w
was near anyone else. <br>
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One day little sister called and asked me to come over to <br>$ w+ h& I% m% Q/ e9 X1 t5 u
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She <br>
) g8 @$ u' j" @) M! D' F: T: Nwhispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and <br>
" r) s9 a7 A: s, _desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to vercome. <br>
6 o7 S+ I6 e5 {She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got <br>
1 d: }! I( R" R0 I! Gmarried and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t <br>
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She said, "I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go <br>1 y. R5 Q+ M. |+ l$ j
ahead just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in <br>
2 t. J: h3 c* s2 J2 Jshock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she <br>
J" l, @2 C- \( E4 k4 a; qpulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood <br>* c. l4 \) N- q" b" z( q
there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I <br>2 C& i% M0 q" N6 E
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards <br>, L1 H3 O4 D# b0 V- P
my car. <br>
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My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he <br>
/ t" { H- f- l2 [: z; bhugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our <br>9 O& P. W3 t. ^" |
little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. <br>: a& {- m3 ?, ]
Welcome to the family." <br>
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The moral of this story is: <br>
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D3 _5 u7 _ z& [! P/ V& y我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了，毫无疑问，我很Happy。 <br>1 y. ]7 ]& z& K' X
现在为一困挠我的是，我未来的小姨子，一个20岁的PPMM。她喜欢穿紧身的低胸 <br>3 g( g$ R4 B9 L/ c
T_Shirt以及迷你短裙。她经常在我的跟前有意无意的弯下腰，更要命的是在别的男人 <br>/ ` P' y0 [, r1 f7 r. U
面前她从不 <br>
n" \% K$ G' G, l0 t这么做。要说她没有诱惑到我，向毛主席保证，那是我在撒谎。 <br>$ k, S5 R8 u# c4 ^% g
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: h$ o7 c: `: U0 s/ ?0 j直到哪一天，我未来的小姨子Call我，让我去看看请柬的准备情况。当我到时，她家 <br>
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有她一个人，迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神：我爱的人结婚了，新娘不是我，我现在 <br>
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想做的即使在你结婚之前，把我献给你。她在楼梯上对我说：我在卧室里等你，如果 <br>6 F* q% D9 @$ D' l" O
你决 <br>1 S$ f; l# H- h/ |+ p- Y
定了，就上楼来找我。当她走到楼梯的尽头，和她睡衣一起滑落洒向我的是她眼中的 <br>
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# q T9 k; G3 {' b5 B G: }我呆立了一分钟，然后做了我当时唯一能做的事：拉开大门，走向我的汽车。 <br>
% |% h' p; h6 e5 `5 p门外，我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流，给了我一个恶狠狠的hug：good boy，我们家的测 <br>
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