200美元的成人笑话18+

aiguo512

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
　　
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.
　　
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "
　　
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
　　
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
　　
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
　　
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
　　
She responded, "The idiot used coins!"
　　
　　（译文由本人所为，见笑：）
　　
　　杰尼很想得到和他同一个办公室的女孩，可她已经有男朋友了……
　　
　　一天，杰尼来到女孩面前对她说：“如果你让我上你，我给你100美元。”可是他还是招到拒绝，杰尼感到很失落。
　　
　　过了一会儿，杰尼又说：“我非常快的，我把钱丢到地上，在你弯腰把钱捡起来之前我就能做完。”
　　
　　女同事想了一会说必须和男朋友商量一下……于是她打电话把这事告诉她的男朋友。
　　
　　男朋友回话说：“你问他要200美元，赶快把钱捡起来，让他连裤子都来不及脱。”
　　
　　于是她同意并接受了他的提议……半个小时过去了，男朋友还在等着她的回话。
　　
　　45分钟过去了，男朋友终于忍不住打电话问到底怎么回事。
　　
　　女孩回话说：“这个该死的家伙丢在地上的是硬币！”

dai3795739

听过这个笑话 不过记得当时是500块人民币 呵呵

米雪陛下

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|.|.國王.饒舎.

坏人啊。。。

托尼船长

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一按进来看见是英文..吓了我一跳..:m34

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木风

一般一般:m32

米雪陛下

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