面试秘笈（搞笑）

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Step 1: Writing your Resume.
Most candidates have several days to prepare for a job interview. This is plenty of time to freshen up your resume and references, and learn everything you can about the company and job for which you’re applying. Knowing the business and its major players is great way to give you the edge over other candidates.

Step 2: Attire.
Arrive at the interview with a neat and clean appearance. Avoid being overly made-up. Dress conservatively and comfortably.

Step 3: Punctuation.
Punctuality, Not just on time, but a little early for each site and telephone interview.

Step 4: Mannerisms.
Eye contact is essential. If shaking hands, offer a firm handshake. Erect posture shows confidence. Sit down only after being offered a chair.Smile. A genuine heart warming smile can win over anyone…

Step 5: Candidness.
Don’t lie about education, qualifications, past employment. These are all things that businesses look into nowadays. Lying during a job interview can also be grounds for dismissal later on.

Step 6: Goodbyes.
At the end of each interview, thank the interviewer for their time. Follow up with a thank you note highlighting various points discussed during the visit.

你面试的时候放屁了吗，哈哈

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