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发表于 2005-10-10 18:02:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
&nbsp;一个中国人 一个美国人 一个英国人比枪法 正讨论怎么比的时候 一个日本人冒了出来 还大声叫唤:“我们日本人都具有崇高都武士道精神 所以我干敢把苹果顶在头上让你们打而你们却不敢” 其他三人一想说 那你把苹果顶头上我们打吧 于是日本人把一个苹果顶在头上 <br>&nbsp; 三人站在离日本人5米的地方 美国人往后走20步 挥手一枪打爆苹果说:“I am 哼特” <br>&nbsp; 英国人往后走了50步 头也没回一枪干掉苹果说:“I am 傲特” <br>&nbsp; 中国人往前走了3步 仔细的瞄了瞄 日本人中准备大笑鄙视中国人的时候 中国人一抢爆了他的头 说:“I am sorry” &nbsp; <br>&nbsp; &nbsp;<br>&nbsp; <br>&nbsp;某学校开学点名,有一个女班主任别出心裁,对学生说:“我念学号,你们自 &nbsp; <br>
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  己报一下名字,这样大家就认识了,好不好?“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “001号!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “报告老师,我姓焦,我叫焦配。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    老师有点晕,问道:“这是谁给你取的?“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “我爹。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “你爹是干什么的?“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “开种猪厂的!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “002号!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    一个女生站起来:“报告老师,我姓张,我叫张德开。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “003号!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “报告老师,我是张德开的孪生弟弟,我叫张不开。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “这是谁给你们起的名?“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “是我爸,他是卖钳子的。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    老师赶紧喝了口水。 &nbsp; <br>
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    “004号!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “报告老师,我姓区(这个字念\“欧“)我叫区夜,这是我妈给我取的名, &nbsp; <br>
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  她说生我的时候刚好打爆了一个电脑游戏。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    老师的心脏有点不舒服了。 &nbsp; <br>
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    “005号!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “报告老师,干你娘!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “你怎么骂人啊?!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “没有啊!老师,我是说我姓甘,叫甘妮酿,我老爸是造酒的。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    老师吃了一片药。 &nbsp; <br>
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    “006号!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “老师,我姓苟,叫苟不理。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “你老爸是开包子铺的吧?!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “老师,您真聪明!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    老师已经有点站不稳了。 &nbsp; <br>
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    “007号!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “我姓蒯(读快,发第三声。)叫蒯货。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “你别告诉我你老爸是开货栈的。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “老师,你可真老土了,我老爸是拉皮条的。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    老师的嘴角已经渗出了血。 &nbsp; <br>
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    “008号!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “老师,你去死!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “什么?你说什么?!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “我是说我姓倪,叫倪去寺。我老妈是个信佛的人,我的名字有意思吧?“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “有意思,有意思。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    老师快哭出来了。 &nbsp; <br>
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    “009号!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “老师,下回说。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “为什么要下回说,你现在就说!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “不是的啦!老师,我姓夏,叫夏汇烁,我老爸是个说评书的。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    老师已经感到天旋地转了。 &nbsp; <br>
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    “010号!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “老师,我姓高,叫高完。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “我姓阴,叫阴敬。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “我姓梅,叫梅良心。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “我姓吴,叫吴晴。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    “我姓毛,叫毛蓉蓉。“ &nbsp; <br>
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    ………… &nbsp; <br>
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    老师仰天长哮:“天啊,我碰上了一群什么学生啊!“ &nbsp; <br>
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    老师口喷鲜血,倒地气绝。  &nbsp; <br>
 父亲检查儿子的英语课本,当场晕死! &nbsp; <br>
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  一位父亲正在检查儿子的英语课本, &nbsp; <br>
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  突然看到了极其恐怖的一页: &nbsp; <br>
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  y e s - 爷死 &nbsp; <br>
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  nice-奶死 &nbsp; <br>
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  bus-爸死 &nbsp; <br>
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  mouth-妈死    &nbsp; <br>
  girls-哥死 &nbsp; <br>
  was-我死    &nbsp; <br>
  Kiss- 气死!    &nbsp; <br>
  does - 都死! &nbsp; <br>
  父亲.......当场晕死! &nbsp;<br>&nbsp;
发表于 2005-10-11 15:29:00 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵……[audio07]
发表于 2005-10-13 16:31:00 | 显示全部楼层
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