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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a <br>
. m P) h4 O3 t6 {& v7 v; dyear, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, <br>
' Q$ k# l( N" v! Vmy friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! <br>
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There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and <br>
) q8 q# X9 F: m. Wthat one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was <br>
& }. ]) s6 p( m: [% |7 ^& @. f( h+ \: [twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would <br>
! J5 c) r( F8 nregularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view <br>! ~/ h' U! @4 w4 b4 [$ z! O
of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she <br>
( P) v! o2 l7 f& rwas near anyone else. <br>
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, V( M6 ^# B9 aOne day little sister called and asked me to come over to <br>
8 m, o7 A! N% y: I/ u+ {0 N* Y7 ccheck the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She <br>- v' Q3 x& t2 q; O+ s
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and <br>' q) {7 C. Q" p9 i$ r d5 j" H
desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to vercome. <br>
. G5 c# p+ v1 LShe told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got <br>/ \! s+ O6 y4 }8 B
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t <br>& T# N' M! W( q" n: }
say a word. <br>
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She said, "I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go <br>, a; b4 T( Y5 A Z" _
ahead just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in <br>" V1 {! n& q, T6 x: p
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she <br>5 r# j7 X9 U# J! e8 h" U
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood <br>
5 ]$ ?6 o& E7 j/ B8 Ythere for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I <br>( W9 M9 o5 k2 G, X: F, A( n1 v
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards <br>: k. I6 s" b/ [$ p! t, m) a
my car. <br>* |! v1 A# e+ {* ?3 z$ w
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My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he <br>
, Z3 d8 r/ k- U2 ~- T- `hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our <br>
! S! R% ]4 c! b' g% z6 vlittle test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. <br>+ P, W9 w" l4 c2 @; Y6 a3 k
Welcome to the family." <br>- A) a9 r; \! E0 j6 {) M. D# p
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The moral of this story is: <br>. t8 J q! E, J: d
always keep your condoms in your car. <br>1 Z: r1 g2 `9 w7 P5 r/ w1 D
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/ ?) h# ~% z- F我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了，毫无疑问，我很Happy。 <br>
; Y }0 I& z2 i% R! t" Z L现在为一困挠我的是，我未来的小姨子，一个20岁的PPMM。她喜欢穿紧身的低胸 <br>
" y* v( p3 D) f* W0 A1 g& F2 G y; RT_Shirt以及迷你短裙。她经常在我的跟前有意无意的弯下腰，更要命的是在别的男人 <br>
& x7 V I C9 T9 s7 T- a面前她从不 <br>9 }8 J$ Z9 N7 Y. y$ l4 X
这么做。要说她没有诱惑到我，向毛主席保证，那是我在撒谎。 <br>
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直到哪一天，我未来的小姨子Call我，让我去看看请柬的准备情况。当我到时，她家 <br>
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7 ~5 Z0 S3 C5 C3 H. B7 S有她一个人，迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神：我爱的人结婚了，新娘不是我，我现在 <br>' G5 L) `( P! J/ C: P
唯一 <br>
' G/ B% o6 ?; V想做的即使在你结婚之前，把我献给你。她在楼梯上对我说：我在卧室里等你，如果 <br>- v8 P; G* O5 D$ {: R2 \- `+ H
你决 <br>9 m+ p- m+ }5 x# a! h+ \; W* p5 N
定了，就上楼来找我。当她走到楼梯的尽头，和她睡衣一起滑落洒向我的是她眼中的 <br>, p! S/ w: H( J9 `
期 <br>) w6 z5 K% L5 p: M, ~
待。 <br>
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我呆立了一分钟，然后做了我当时唯一能做的事：拉开大门，走向我的汽车。 <br>
6 y4 w9 j$ Y8 x6 A7 o门外，我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流，给了我一个恶狠狠的hug：good boy，我们家的测 <br>
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